Sometimes I wonder how I am still employed. I do really good work and earn them lots of money, but I'm also a pain in the ass and love to be slightly inappropriate while at work. Here's a list of things I really have done in the office/ around co-workers...
1) Within the first couple of weeks of working at the office I was invited to watch my Boss' band perform at a local bar. I was so nervous and didn't realize how strong my cranberry vodkas were. So I end up getting wasted and hitting my husband in the arm over and over again in front of my co-workers. I eventually passed out in the back of my husband's car and threw up in the bushes outside of our house. I woke up the next morning on the couch and had no idea what happened last night. Now the office thinks I am abusive and can't handle my alcohol.
2) I draw funny pictures in paint and send them to everyone. Usually they are inside jokes and usually involve poking fun at someone. Or I'll find images on Google and make funny little captions.
3) When co-workers give me an opening I'll usually slip in something I find witty. Like Bill the other day ended a statement with "You can't make me do anything I don't want to do." I jumped in and said, "That's what she said." It cracked the Preident of the company up, he liked it.
4) We have an inside joke about the Pajama-Gram service that delivers men's and women's pajamas to your door. For fun, I randomly call co-workers using our paging system and yell "Pajama-Gram!" and hang up.
5) Just now, while finishing talking to the President of the company on speaker phone I went "GaaGaaaa!" like a big bird right before we hung up the intercom.
It seems like the more random stuff I do makes me more valuble to the company. But hey, it works for me. Haha.
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