Oh No You Did-n't!!!!

A lot of my job is reading through a bunch of resumes....Here is an extract from one of them...Sadly, I've seen a lot worse.

Qualification:
Experience in electrical-mechanical package design
Experience in electrical mechanical hydraulic/pneumatic gear actuation systems
Experience in flight/pilot control mechanical design systems
Experience in tooling fixture to support assemblies and testing equipments
Experience in two & three dimensional cable wire harness installation design
Experience with various materials selection such as metals, plastics and other composites
Experience in the preparation of writing engineering design documentation reports
Experience with communicating with customers, vendors, manufacture personnel and program management in a effective manner to resolve design issues and cost saving

Knowledgeable of 3D Unigraphics NX4: Parametric modeling (10,000 hours)
Knowledgeable of Unigraphics Teamcenter principles and procedures.
Knowledgeable of 2 & 3D Catia V4 & V5: Parametric modeling (8,000 hours)
Knowledgeable of Catia V4 & V5 Product Data Management (PDM)
Knowledgeable of ASME Y14.5 1994 Geometric Dimensioning & Tolerance standards
Knowledgeable of ISO 9001 Standards and DOD-STD-1000

But really, do you know any words other than Experience and Knowledgeable???? I mean there are a ton of words you can use instead! Bad resumes make me mad. :P