We Like Booze...

We like Booze
(inspired by “We Like Sportz” by Lonely Island)

Hello,

Hi, Do you wanna go to a party with me?

No, I’m drinkin’.

O, I almost forgot, I'll be right there.

We Like Booze and we don't care who knows,

From shooting beers, to the jello-shot.

We Like Booze and we don't care who knows,

Captain, Captain, Captain, Natty, Vodka, Schnapps.

The Pre-Game is startin, everyone is here,

I got my snacks, my friends and a beer.

Just two normal guys hangin out, having fun,

Right Guy number two?

Yea Guy number one.

"B" to the "E" to the "E" to the "R", Is all I drink 'cause I'm the man.

If my beer pong team loses I'll be mean all night

If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight.

Playing games with girls is a pain, They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain.

Single, Double, Bounce out, Score

For the celebration I'll shoot my gun.

I Like my friend he's a real guys guy, He's not a loud mouth like that asshole John.

We Like Booze and we don't care who knows,

From Budweiser, to Boone’s Farm.

We Like Booze and we don't care who knows,

Captain, Captain, Captain, Natty, Vodka, Schnapps.

Now when I say booze, you say chug.

booze-chug, booze-chug

When I say puking, you say sucks.

puking-sucks, puking-sucks

I drink whisky because I like the taste,

You think it's bitter, but I think it's great.

I also drink whiskey and mix it with gin,

Don't believe me? Smell our farts.

We're real men, and we like booze,

If you say that we're not then we'll see you in the garage.

I'm beer pong team captain, and I choose you,

I'm the other team captain and I choose you, too.

We steal the ball, and we're off to the races, Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces.

Like:What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What.

We Like Booze and we don't care who knows,

From the pre-gaming jokes, to the throw-up show.

We Like Booze and we don't care who knows,

Captain, Captain, Captain, Natty, Vodka, Schnapps.

Throw me the cup,

Now toss me the beer,

Now feed me the shot,

Now give me the shot.